“do you sell drawer liners?”
“no, this is a craft store”
“do you sell vaseline?”
“no, this is a craft store”
“do you sell extension cords?”
“no, this is a craft store”
“do you sell fanny packs?”
“no, this is a craft store”

is this the krusty krab?
no, it’s patrick

#all actual requests #only usually it starts with where are your rather than do you sell #retail

going to a bunch of shows this summer and i’m excited but also trying not to think about the money i’ve spent on tickets?
mountain goats
neil gaiman (that counts!! ??)
of montreal (altho if someone wanted to buy my ticket i’d sell bc i don’t know if i even have the day off yet)
iconapop (again! i am so happy)
rancid (tentatively)

but shows make me anxious so

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#lana del rey #baby

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#good dick will imprison you #perf #shirts

i hate when people refer to babies as ‘baby’. “oh baby’s hungry! oh baby’s cute!” first of all, no, the baby is probably not cute, and second of all, did you forget to name it? god

also i don’t like babies

ianbrooks:

Globus by Sashie Masakatsu

I dont want to alarm you, but if I had the ability to roll up everything in the world all Katamari-style, I’d totally do it. Just a word of warning. Luckily for you and the rest of humanity, I can live vicariously through the paintings of Sashie Masakatsu, which depict small planets of compacted urban space floating by their own gravity amidst the ruins of the earth (not my fault, though).

Artist: Website (via: Faith Is Torment)

#art #sashie masakatsu

omfg the best shirt on teefury in ages. i promised myself to stop buying fandom shirts but i just bought the living hell out of this tshirt. no regrets

#archer #cheryl tunt #megan lara #art

thebluthcompany:

Previously on Arrested Development | NPR’s guide to the running gags from the show

This is dedication. 

#arrested development #this is amazing